Fantasy Bio
I was born in the White House. My doctor was Pele and my birth mother was Mother Theresa. My parents are Ronaldo and Mia Hamm and my best friend is Ronaldinho. My wife is Natalie Portman and my pets are lions, hamsters, monkeys, cheetahs, ponies, horses, cats, dogs, mice, rats, alligators, crocodiles, pandas, dinosaurs, and ants. I have 879 iphones and my ipod has 1,234,725,237,421,391 songs on it. My house is made of gold and my least expensive piece of clothing is $4,567,455,984. Don’t worry, none of this is real. I like banana monkeys that say Oy Vey!, i like to read rocks, rocks are my favorite snack, and cheese is my favorite weapon. Thank you.
Favorite Club Team: Manchester United
Favorite Pro Player: Roberto Carlos de Silvia
Yey me!
marcelo, you sound like a pretty interesting character. i’d love to know what you do for a living.
[...] countered with a blistering long range shot leading to a fantastic save by the BMachine’s goalie Marcelo Brociner. Marcelo immediately got the ball down field to Ethan Sweeting who beat a few defenders and made a [...]